Punjab KingsvsRoyal Challengers Bengaluru

Arre yaar, Punjab! 222 runs banana is like cooking a perfect paneer butter masala for your in-laws, and you people served them burnt roti! Aur 199? That's like trying to get a government job after paying 10 lakh bribe and still not getting the file. Arshdeep, Lockie, your overs were so expensive, I thought you were booking honeymoon suites in Switzerland! And Shreyas Iyer, beta, one run? That's less than the change you get after buying a packet of chips. You guys change captains like my aunt changes her sari on Diwali, but the '6th place' curse? Woh toh permanent hai! You call this cricket? This is just drama, like a saas-bahu serial where everyone is crying but nothing gets resolved. KHATAM, GAYA, TATA!