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2026 · Match Roast

Royal Challengers BengaluruvsKolkata Knight Riders

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Shaheed Veer Narayan Singh International Stadium, Raipur

KKR 192/4 (20 ov) | RCB 194/4 (19.1 ov)

WINNER: Royal Challengers Bengaluru

The Roast

Arre yaar, KKR! 192? What was this, a retirement home for batsmen? Rahane and Allen played like they were on a sponsored vacation, and Raghuvanshi’s 71 was as slow as dial-up internet back in the day. Then the bowling! Duffy and Green giving away runs like free samples at a supermarket, and Anukul Roy? More like Anukul 'No Way Roy' to taking wickets! And RCB, what is this obsession with making us chew our nails? Kohli's century was like finding a gem in a garbage dump, a lone star in a sea of dot balls. Patidar and David played with the urgency of someone waiting for their turn at the chai stall. Still, a win is a win, I guess, but someone tell KKR bowlers to find their direction, or at least their lost wickets, before the season is truly over!

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