Royal Challengers BengaluruvsPunjab Kings

Aap log T20 khelne aaye ho ya cricket ka mazak banane? RCB, tum logo ne toh trophy na jeetne ka nasha hi alag level pe pahuncha diya hai. 190 run bana ke bhi kaise aa gaye jeetne ke paas? Aur Punjab, tumhara kya kehna, janaab? Last tak khel ke bhi 6 run se haar gaye? Yeh koi jeet nahi hai, yeh toh woh 'Ee Sala Cup Namde' wala jadu hai jo tum log RCB ko yaad dila rahe ho. Tumhara 184 ka score dekh ke toh lagta hai jaise kisi school ke bacche ne maths ka paper solve kiya ho - number aaye hain par pass hone layak nahi. Aur woh MP Stoinis ka 6 ball pe 2 run? Bhai, tu auction mein nahi, khane ki dukaan pe offer laga raha tha kya? Khelne aaye ho ya sirf dikhava karne?