Royal Challengers BengaluruvsMumbai Indians

Aap aur Janaab, this was not a cricket match, it was a slow-motion car crash in Raipur. Mumbai Indians, with a batting lineup that looked like they were auditioning for a comedy sketch, managed to post a measly 166. Suryakumar Yadav, zero off one – a moment of pure existential dread. And then RCB, bless their hearts, decided to make it a contest by nearly dropping the ball like a hot potato, with Kohli’s golden duck a déjà vu of their perpetual struggles. Their bowling was more of a polite suggestion than a threat, leaking runs like a sieve in a monsoon. This wasn't a nail-biter, it was a nervous twitch. KHATAM!