Rajasthan RoyalsvsGujarat Titans

Arre yaar, Rajasthan Royals? More like Rajasthan Ro-lame-rs! 229 runs? That’s more than the number of times they’ve won a trophy since 2008, Janaab! And then to chase it down, they batted like they were solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, with each dot ball a missing piece. Jaiswal out for 3 off 4? That’s slower than a snail on sabbatical! And Archer giving away 46 runs? That's the kind of economy rate you see when you try to download a Bollywood movie on dial-up. Seriously, Bhai, this performance was so bad, it made their 2016 ban look like a spa retreat. Shame!