2026 · Match Roast
Delhi CapitalsvsKolkata Knight Riders
Friday, 8 May 2026
Arun Jaitley Stadium, Delhi
DC 142/8 (20 ov) | KKR 147/2 (14.2 ov)
The Roast
Arre yaar, Delhi Capitals! 142 in 20 overs? Is this a cricket match or a government office queue, taking forever to get anything done? Some batsmen looked like they were playing musical chairs with the crease, especially Rizvi and Stubbs with their 'tuk-tuk' scores. And Starc, you bought him for more than my entire wedding budget, and he bowls like my neighbor’s kid trying to hit a ball with a stick! Then KKR comes out, and Finn Allen decides to have a party, scoring a century faster than you can say 'chaat'. While your bowlers were leaking runs like a punctured water tank, KKR finished before I could even finish my chai. It's like you opened a restaurant and served uncooked roti. Shaam ko chai peene aaye the, aur yahaan toh sabka pachna hi mushkil ho gaya!
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