Royal Challengers BengaluruvsGujarat Titans

AREY! RCB, 155 runs? Kya kiya tum logon ne? Batting ki jagah dahi handi fodne gaye the kya? Kohli ne 13 ball mein 28 run bana ke gaya, baki sab toh jaise chai ki dukaan pe bheed laga rahe the! Aur Gujarat Titans? 15.5 over mein jeet gaye, woh bhi 6 wicket se? HAIN? Jeet gaye kaise? Lottery lag gayi kya? Hazlewood ne 14 ka economy rate diya – matlab tumhare bowler toh free mein run baant rahe the jaise wedding mein buffet ho! Bas karo yaar, yeh cricket hai, homework nahi!