Delhi CapitalsvsRoyal Challengers Bengaluru

Arre yaar, kya joke maar rahe ho tum log? 75 run pe poori team out? Woh bhi 16 over khel kar? Tum log Delhi Capitals ho, ya 'Chillar Party' Capitals? SU Parakh, KL Rahul, Sameer Rizvi... naam sunke lagta hai bade player hain, par khela jaise pahli baar ball dekhi ho! Aur yeh Rana bhai, 9 ball mein sirf 1 run? Bhai, cricket khelne aaye ho ya chai peene? Aur RCB ke bowler? Tum log ne toh DC ko free mein out hone ka licence de diya tha! Jamieson, tu toh bas paise udaye jaa raha tha, 42 run de diye tune! Aur yeh T Natarajan, tere 3 ball mein 12 run? Agar yeh performance hai, toh RCB ko trophy milne se pehle 'Ee Sala Cup Namde' ka naam badal kar 'Agli Janam Cup Namde' rakh dena chahiye! Kya yaar, thodi toh sharam kar lo!