Rajasthan RoyalsvsLucknow Super Giants

Arre, Rajasthan ne 159 banaye, jismein Riyan Parag ki strike rate toh lag raha hai jaise woh net practice mein nahi, apna Google search history update kar raha tha! Aur Lucknow? 119 pe dher! Unka batting order toh lag raha hai jaise shaadi mein pahle hi guests ko 'na-shukri' mil gayi ho. Marsh ne half-century maara, woh bhi 41 ball mein! Itni der mein toh main apni chai thandi karke do baar refill kar leta! Poora team ek saath aise collapse ho gaya jaise government ne kal hi ek naya, zabardast tax laga diya ho. Aur woh 0 pe out hone wale players? They played more dot balls than my neighbor's gossip sessions!