Sunrisers HyderabadvsDelhi Capitals

Aap logon ka cricket toh aisa chal raha hai, jaise koi government office mein lunch break kabhi khatam hi na ho. Sunrisers ne toh 242 run bana diye, itna toh mera internet download speed bhi nahi hai kabhi-kabhi. Aur aapke bowlers? Mukesh Kumar aur Nitish Kumar Reddy ne toh poore 4-4 overs aise phenke hain jaise koi purana USB drive format kar rahe ho, ek wicket nahi mila, bas runs ke `error messages` dikh rahe hain. Delhi Capitals, aapki batting toh aise giri jaise koi system `crash` ho gaya ho, aur woh bhi `blue screen of death` ke saath. Zero wickets for 50+ runs? Yeh toh `budget airline` ki tarah service hai, sirf `turbulence` hi de rahe ho, `first-class` experience toh bhool hi jao. Aur woh Miller ka `zero off one`, jaise `flight delay` ka announcement sunke pehle hi `passengers` bhaag gaye hon.