Chennai Super KingsvsPunjab Kings

Arre tu! Is this Chepauk or a retirement home for sleepy uncles? 209 runs, you say? That's not a score, that's a mild cough! Samson, your strike rate was lower than my Wi-Fi during a monsoon! And Kartik Sharma, one run off three balls? You were slower than the current inflation rate trying to buy vegetables! Then these Punjab boys come, and your bowlers are leaking runs faster than a sieve in a dhobi ghat! Arshdeep, 41 runs with no wickets? Your bowling was as effective as a Nokia 3310 against a smartphone! And Noor Ahmad, same story! PBKS might be the '6th place specialists,' but at least they know how to chase a score. You lot, with your 'Dhoni' chants, should have just played his entry music and gone home. Pathetic!