Gujarat TitansvsPunjab Kings

Aap, Gujarat Titans, ek baar phir aapne dikha diya ki 'lucky' jeetna sirf ek baar ki baat hoti hai. 162 runs, woh bhi poore 20 overs khailkar? Itna dheema run rate toh bank mein FD khulti hai, janaab. Aur aap, Punjab Kings, jinhone 19.1 overs mein jeeta, woh bhi sirf 3 wickets se? This isn't cricket, yeh toh office ki chai break hai jahan log sirf baatein karte hain, kaam nahi. 7 wickets gira diye, aur woh bhi ek aadha batsman jo 70 runs bana gaya, baaki sab toh bas 'aaye aur gaye' waale ho gaye. Samjhata nahi, aap log auction mein itna paisa kharch karte hain, phir bhi field pe toh wohi '6th place specialist' wala performance dikhate hain. Aapki batting ne toh aisi 'kuchh bhi' cricket khela ki GT bowlers ne bhi unka naam hi nahi likha record mein, aur GT ne bhi aise batting ki jaise unhe lagta hai ki time pe ghar pahunchna zyada zaroori hai. KHATAM!