Delhi CapitalsvsGujarat Titans

Arre yaar, Delhi Capitals! 199 runs, so what? Gujarat Titans chased it down with their eyes closed, like they were dodging their own uncle's unsolicited advice at a wedding. And bowling? Oh, the shame! Rabada giving away runs like free chai at a protest, Siraj and Krishna looking more lost than a tourist in Chandni Chowk without Google Maps. Then there’s Sai Kishore, his economy rate was higher than the rent in Bandra! They took no wickets, no wickets at all! It was like trying to herd cats wearing roller skates, absolutely pathetic. At least the Titans openers are still together, unlike some of DC's batting collapses.