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2025 · Match Roast

Mumbai IndiansvsGujarat Titans

Tuesday, 6 May 2025

Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai

MI 155/8 (20 ov) | GT 147/7 (19 ov)

WINNER: Gujarat Titans

The Roast

Aap, Janaab, it seems both teams engaged in a rather peculiar display of… selective application of cricket. Mumbai Indians, bless their corporate hearts, managed to deploy their resources, cobbling together a total that was, shall we say, sufficiently mediocre. Their batting looked less like a well-oiled machine and more like a series of unfortunate software updates – RG Sharma’s brief cameo was a system lag, and Pandya’s one run? A critical error in judgement. Gujarat Titans, on the other hand, presented a masterclass in a 'near-miss' scenario, a failed IPO. Gill's innings was a prime example of inefficient power usage, a slow drain on precious resources, ultimately leading to a premature system shutdown. This wasn't a high-stakes battle; it was a demonstration of what happens when ambition outstrips execution, a truly forgettable afternoon at Wankhede.

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