2025 · Match Roast
Rajasthan RoyalsvsKolkata Knight Riders
Wednesday, 26 March 2025
Barsapara Cricket Stadium, Guwahati
RR 151/9 (20 ov) | KKR 153/2 (17.3 ov)
The Roast
Arre O Boajh! Rajasthan Royals, you call this playing cricket? Your batting looked like a dial-up modem trying to download a 4K movie! 151 runs in 20 overs? That's slower than my grandmother’s internet connection! Jaiswal, Samson, Parag – all out for peanuts, looking like you borrowed those bats from a children’s playgroup. And Archer, your bowling was like a broken tap, leaking runs faster than inflation! KKR, meanwhile, finished like they were on express highway, especially de Kock, playing like he owned the stadium and was just showing off. You guys are the 'One-Hit Wonders' of hibernation; your 2008 trophy is probably collecting dust next to a flip phone!
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